Obama: I am for the things that are good and against the things that are bad.

Hilary Clinton: Hahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!!!!! Hahahahaha! Hahahaha!

Fred Thompson: I'm not your bro and I am going to taze you.

Guilani: There are few problems that can't be solved with more killing.

Huckabee: Vote for me or you're going to go to hell.

McCain: Don't point out my massive flaws or I'll accuse you of playing dirty politics.

Romney: I am for this unless you're against it in which case I'm against it too.

Ron Paul: I shall find a final solution to the alien invader question.

John Edwards: I will sue the rich and give it to the poor, after my 60% cut of course.