MST3King Bible Man
My teenager son and his friend came across “Bible Man” and have put their own audio commentary on it. Warning, if you’re religious, you’ll probably find this offensive.
My teenager son and his friend came across “Bible Man” and have put their own audio commentary on it. Warning, if you’re religious, you’ll probably find this offensive.
I watched the VP debate last night while hanging out on Twitter. I was astounded at the reaction by Obama supporters towards Biden’s behavior. Not only did they condone Biden’s open disrespect and contempt of Ryan’s positions but they applauded it.
No wonder things aren’t getting done in Washington. How do you work with people who will, literally, laugh in your face, when discussing issues of national importance that you don’t agree on?
Just a head's up that we're delaying the beta drop until tomorrow. We made a lot of fixes to the movement, monster stuff, UI, and such and we want a little bit more time to test it before we unleash it on the unsuspecting public. ![]()
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Update: We're going to push it until Monday. Originally we were going to wait util release to fix the various annoying animation and cosmetic stuff but it was decided that the public beta group should get to see that polish prior to release. So all those guys running in place or the people walking backwards or the other goofy little cosmetic things are going to be fixed up as well as the monster AI tweaks and a bunch of little UI tweaks.
Ugh.
So I’m making the monsters move at a different phase than the players so that they do a better job attacking one another.
Pain.
I have it working.
But there’s a cosmetic problem. When the little guys run back to their spot, they get stuck with the running animation. We’ve all seen cases of this before. And we had stomped it out. But this change brings it back with a vengeance.
So I’m still working on it.
This week, the hard hitting reporters from Gawker bring you:
“The CEO Who Built Himself America’s Largest House Just Threatened to Fire His Employees if Obama’s Elected” [actual headline]
This bad BAD man also has a LARGE house. What a monster.
[editor’s note: Sure, we could have simply stated that this man sent an email to his employees explaining that if the company’s taxes go up that it will reduce working capital which could result in job cuts but we’re all about the page views]
UPDATE:
Now that everyone has finished writing their hate male to this guy we have the actual email. Unfortunately, it’s long and nuanced so we have taken the liberty of highlighting the parts that should make you very VERY mad.
“Huge mansion. Huge fortune. Profitable company. What could David Siegal have to complain about? Well, the demonization of the 1% by Barack Obama, for one thing. This truly amazing email went out to all Westgate employees yesterday. Bolding is ours.”
Subject: Message from David Siegel
Date:Mon, 08 Oct 2012 13:58:05 -0400 (EDT)
From: [David Siegel]
To: [All employees]To All My Valued Employees,
As most of you know our company, Westgate Resorts, has continued to succeed in spite of a very dismal economy. There is no question that the economy has changed for the worse and we have not seen any improvement over the past four years. In spite of all of the challenges we have faced, the good news is this: The economy doesn't currently pose a threat to your job. What does threaten your job however, is another 4 years of the same Presidential administration. Of course, as your employer, I can't tell you whom to vote for, and I certainly wouldn't interfere with your right to vote for whomever you choose. In fact, I encourage you to vote for whomever you think will serve your interests the best.
However, let me share a few facts that might help you decide what is in your best interest.The current administration and members of the press have perpetuated an environment that casts employers against employees. They want you to believe that we live in a class system where the rich get richer, the poor get poorer. They label us the "1%" and imply that we are somehow immune to the challenges that face our country. This could not be further from the truth. Sure, you may have heard about the big home that I'm building. I'm sure many people think that I live a privileged life. However, what you don't see or hear is the true story behind any success that I have achieved.
I started this company over 42 years ago. At that time, I lived in a very modest home. I converted my garage into an office so I could put forth 100% effort into building a company, which by the way, would eventually employ you. We didn't eat in fancy restaurants or take expensive vacations because every dollar I made went back into this company. I drove an old used car, and often times, I stayed home on weekends, while my friends went out drinking and partying. In fact, I was married to my business — hard work, discipline, and sacrifice. Meanwhile, many of my friends got regular jobs. They worked 40 hours a week and made a nice income, and they spent every dime they earned. They drove flashy cars and lived in expensive homes and wore fancy designer clothes. My friends refinanced their mortgages and lived a life of luxury. I, however, did not. I put my time, my money, and my life into this business —-with a vision that eventually, some day, I too, will be able to afford to buy whatever I wanted. Even to this day, every dime I earn goes back into this company. Over the past four years I have had to stop building my dream house, cut back on all of my expenses, and take my kids out of private schools simply to keep this company strong and to keep you employed.
Just think about this – most of you arrive at work in the morning and leave that afternoon and the rest of your time is yours to do as you please. But not me- there is no "off" button for me. When you leave the office, you are done and you have a weekend all to yourself. I unfortunately do not have that freedom. I eat, live, and breathe this company every minute of the day, every day of the week. There is no rest. There is no weekend. There is no happy hour. I know many of you work hard and do a great job, but I'm the one who has to sign every check, pay every expense, and make sure that this company continues to succeed. Unfortunately, what most people see is the nice house and the lavish lifestyle. What the press certainly does not want you to see, is the true story of the hard work and sacrifices I've made.
Now, the economy is falling apart and people like me who made all the right decisions and invested in themselves are being forced to bail out all the people who didn't. The people that overspent their paychecks suddenly feel entitled to the same luxuries that I earned and sacrificed 42 years of my life for. Yes, business ownership has its benefits, but the price I've paid is steep and not without wounds. Unfortunately, the costs of running a business have gotten out of control, and let me tell you why: We are being taxed to death and the government thinks we don't pay enough. We pay state taxes, federal taxes, property taxes, sales and use taxes, payroll taxes, workers compensation taxes and unemployment taxes. I even have to hire an entire department to manage all these taxes. The question I have is this: Who is really stimulating the economy? Is it the Government that wants to take money from those who have earned it and give it to those who have not, or is it people like me who built a company out of his garage and directly employs over 7000 people and hosts over 3 million people per year with a great vacation?
Obviously, our present government believes that taking my money is the right economic stimulus for this country. The fact is, if I deducted 50% of your paycheck you'd quit and you wouldn't work here. I mean, why should you? Who wants to get rewarded only 50% of their hard work? Well, that's what happens to me.
Here is what most people don't understand and the press and our Government has chosen to ignore – to stimulate the economy you need to stimulate what runs the economy. Instead of raising my taxes and depositing that money into the Washington black-hole, let me spend it on growing the company, hire more employees, and generate substantial economic growth. My employees will enjoy the wealth of that tax cut in the form of promotions and better salaries. But that is not what our current Government wants you to believe. They want you to believe that it somehow makes sense to take more from those who create wealth and give it to those who do not, and somehow our economy will improve. They don't want you to know that the "1%", as they like to label us, pay more than 31% of all the taxes in this country. Thomas Jefferson, the author of our great Constitution, once said, "democracy" will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not."
Business is at the heart of America and always has been. To restart it, you must stimulate business, not kill it. However, the power brokers in Washington believe redistributing wealth is the essential driver of the American economic engine. Nothing could be further from the truth and this is the type of change they want.
So where am I going with all this? It's quite simple. If any new taxes are levied on me, or my company, as our current President plans, I will have no choice but to reduce the size of this company. Rather than grow this company I will be forced to cut back. This means fewer jobs, less benefits and certainly less opportunity for everyone.
So, when you make your decision to vote, ask yourself, which candidate understands the economics of business ownership and who doesn't? Whose policies will endanger your job? Answer those questions and you should know who might be the one capable of protecting and saving your job. While the media wants to tell you to believe the "1 percenters" are bad, I'm telling you they are not. They create most of the jobs. If you lose your job, it won't be at the hands of the "1%"; it will be at the hands of a political hurricane that swept through this country.
You see, I can no longer support a system that penalizes the productive and gives to the unproductive. My motivation to work and to provide jobs will be destroyed, and with it, so will your opportunities. If that happens, you can find me in the Caribbean sitting on the beach, under a palm tree, retired, and with no employees to worry about.
Signed, your boss,
David Siegel
COMING UP NEXT on “THE BAD BAD CEO”
The BAD BAD CEO who went on a VACATION to a FOREIGN COUNTRY while raising insurance premiums on his employees.
Remember readers: Rich, Successful people are BAD people and we will continue to dig deep to show you just how terrible they are. How dare people start their own businesses and believe they have any rights to express their opinions. We will continue our hard-hitting reporting that we expect will damage those businesses through ill-informed boycotts by making sensational, irrelevant headlines.
Nothing highlights that…shall we say, diversity of what Stardock makes better than Fences. So, on the one hand, Stardock makes popular PC games but on the other hand, we’re the world’s top desktop utility company. And the number #1 utility is called Fences.
According to the data, there were approximately 3 million active users of Fences. That means, people who have used Fences in the past 30 days. That’s a lot of people.
Putting out a version 2 was a tall order. It’s hard to live up to a program that so many people considered critical. For me, my favorite feature wasn’t the organizing as much as the “GO AWAY” feature (double click on the desktop, icons hide, double click to bring them back).
There are a lot of new features in Fences 2 but in my mind, there are two killer features that make it an obvious upgrade:
#1 It lets you have “pages”. Sort of like on your iOS or Android device, you can now swipe the desktop to bring another page of Fences. One could almost have imagined that such a UI would have made (ahem) more sense than the “Start” screen in Windows 8.
#2 Folder Portals. These are Fences that point to a directory on your computer. In hindsight, it’s an obvious feature. Instead of having to dump more stuff on your desktop, you can just have a given fence represent a directory. Very handy.
You can get Fences at https://www.stardock.com/products/fences
You can read CNET’s review here: http://download.cnet.com/Fences/3000-2072_4-10909535.html
Gamasutra has the Sins of a Solar Empire: Rebellion post-mortem up. It goes into the highs and lows of the development of Sins Rebellion.
It was a pretty fascinating project. It was often hard to tell where Stardock stopped and Ironclad began and vice versa. The companies shared a global code base of the project (secured high speed Internet FTW) and this resulted in a ton of improvements that never really got listed in bullet points. But those who have the game know what I mean – What makes Sins Rebellion so awesome isn’t just the new features but it’s the hundreds of little tweaks and touch ups that would be absurd to list in a bullet list.
Given its success it’s going to be interesting to see what’s next for the franchise.
This is a game play example of what a randomly generated game of Elemental: Fallen Enchantress is like.
Amarian, greatest of the Kings of his age led the host of the west in a desperate battle against Curgen, lord of the Titans. So great was their battle that it broke the world, dividing east and west by a great sea.
In that desolation, ancient creatures returned from the deep places of the earth and laid claim to vast swaths of the world. Where these elemental lords did not hold sway, the robbers, bandits and vile monsters that had existed only in the edges of civilization moved in.
For a century after the cataclysm, there was little hope that civilization would ever rise again.
It had been hoped, for a time, that Amarian’s daughter, Procipinee, would be able to unite the factions into a single kingdom. But as told elsewhere, her unwillingness to recognize that the world had changed led to a splintering of the realms of men.
Meanwhile, in the east, the collected hosts of the Fallen, had themselves broken into their own petty empires. Curgen’s Quendar lieutenant, Magnar, laid claim to the mantle of emperor. Outraged at the arrogance of the Quendar, the Trogs, the foot soldiers of the empire, formed their own empire called Yithril under their warlord, Verga.
Into the middle of this strife came the people of Boyne.
This is their tale.
Deb was not of noble birth, for the Boyne had no nobility. They were a people who lived near the sea.
But Deb was unique amongst her people. She was born with the rare gift of being able to channel magic from the shards of the world. It was obvious that there was something special about this as the lands increasingly prospered as Deb grew of age.
On her 18th birthday, she gathered her people together to found the city of Charlon, near the ancient water shard that rested near the cliffs of the the bay of Boyne.
Players can create their own character with their own backstory
Charlon as seen 159 years after the cataclysm
Being an agricultural people, the people of Charlon happily tended to their twilight bees and made full use of the nearby forests for timber and game. Deb also convinced the town elders that it would be beneficial to build a shrine on the water shard in enable her to tap into its energies more directly.
Soon, people began to immigrate to Charlon. People who had struggled to survive in the wastes amongst the robbers, bandits, and other dangers of the wilds now called Charlon home.
Deb recognize that such a concentration of people would make the Boyne a target. It was time for her to seek allies.
Deb had never traveled beyond the homelands of the Boyne. A town elder told her of the Inn of the Docile pony that still served travelers who occasionally took rest there.
The Docile Pony is..relatively safe.
Seeking rest, Deb stopped in and met a man who told her a tale of woe.
The Darklings, discarded creatures of Curgen that had long retreated to the depths were becoming more bold
The man’s shop was nearby.
Deb had no combat training and her knowledge of magic was at its beginning. She would need help first. Her first instinct was to search the edges of the wastes, where the fertile lands of Boyne ended. Anyone hardy enough to survive that would be an asset to her people.
That was when she met Karavox.
Karavox explained the history of his people – the Krax.
The Krax were amongst the most loyal of Amarian’s followers in the great crusade against the Lord Curgen. However, when the world was broken, his people were cut off from the main host of Amarian, who had fallen in the battle of the Henge. To survive, they had to make due with the resources around them which included Death Shards.
Deb was horrified at the thought of men making use of Death magic.
“Do not fear, my lady,” Karavox assured her. “We shall be friends. Death magic simply celebrates the transition from life into the after life.”
As a token of their new friendship, they agreed to a non-aggression pact.
Sheriff Tagart had known Deb since she was a little girl. When Deb returned from her first foray into the wilds, he informed her that they had met Bacco the Beggar who had, in fact, become quite helpful due to his knowledge of the wilds. His presence in town had put people at ease enough that the Sheriff and his two deputies could accompany her on her quest to deal with the Darklings.
Luckily, Deb’s first confrontation would be with Mites, the smaller, weaker cousins of Darklings
When it came time to deal with the Darklings who had taken over the merchant’s shop, Deb got her first taste of dark magic.
Darkling’s aren’t big, it’s that Deb has been shrunk and cursed by Brunthus (not pictured).
Brunthus also blinded the Sheriff, making it hard for him to hit anything.
Luckily, tiny Deb was able to defeat Brunthus and return to normal size.
In doing so, she learned a lot of important lessons.
With her Earth magic improved, she looked at her spell book to see how she might make better use of her growing powers.
Since Deb was not yet trained in combat, she decided to use her power to give herself a mystical armor
Upon returning to the Inn with news for the merchant, there was another man having a drink. His name was Relias. He told how he had formed a Kingdom in the south called Altar and was delighted to find out that there as another Channeler in the world.
Relias was an adventurer. He had been disowned by his noble parents and went into the wilds at an early age. He was, at one time, an agent of Queen Procipinee, Amarian’s daughter and considered (by herself anyway) as the rightful heir to the lands of the world.
He had only recently returned from a dangerous mission on behalf of Procipinee to seek the answer of a prophecy. The threat he found was dismissed by Procpinee which led him to gather as many people who would follow him and start their own kingdom.
With Charlon prospering, the people of Boyne sought to expand their influence into the neighboring, uninhabited areas. To this end, the pioneer expedition Alguire was trained and sent out. Along the way, the expedition found a buried trunk of armor. Most of it was ruined but an ill-fitting set of chest armor was able to be modified for her.
Deb with her rusty old sword and now matching rusty armor
The area around Alguire was rich in minerals and, more importantly crystal. This was important because the land was very poor in metal which greatly diminished their capacity to produce their own weapons and armor. Crystal, by contrast, provided an alternative – arcane weapons and armor.
Arcane weapons and armor tended to be much better but had the downside of being much harder to construct. And, of course, the people of Boyne knew nothing of weapons or armor of any kind. It would have to be re-learned from scratch.
To this end, the council determined that Alguire would become a conclave – a center for mystical learning.
…Time
Passes…
Ten years into Deb’s reign, the lands were peaceful. Relations with Altar and Kraxis were close. A new friend, the Ironeers, had been met and had grown close.
That was when she came to Charlon.
Representing the Empire of Resoln, the emissary told the council of their people, the Wraiths. It became very obvious that their leader, Ceresa, was unstable. Moreover, they were more powerful than any other faction you had met so far. And she herself was more powerful in terms of combat knowledge and raw magical power than any other leader including Deb.
For now, their lands were distant but the threat was palpable.
She knew a lot about the people of Boyne. But little was known of her. To this end, Deb hired Wallace the Mercenary to guide her and brought a team of deputies with her. She rode Pox, the warg she had found in a quest the previous year.
The wastes that separated Resoln from Boyne was very…very dangerous
Cereas agreed to meet with Deb. But it was obvious they had little interest in being friends
It was not surprising that the adventurer, Relias was out in the wastes as well.
Relias shyly admitted that he had just signed a treaty of tribute with Resoln. “We are struggling, my lady,” he explained. “Athica remains our sole city. Our second city, Haven, was destroyed by monsters. We must adapt to our circumstances.
After leaving Relias, Deb encountered an abandoned Inn. Living within it was the former proprietary who explained that his livestock was diseased. He gave directions to what he believed the source of his ills was.
This led Deb into a very very dangerous place.
Wallace and the Deputies were killed. Deb, badly injured, managed to escape. This brought home just how dangerous the world really was to Deb.
Some weeks later, when she had recovered, she asked the town council to begin training their own champions. While they would not necessarily be as effective as those who had traveled the wastes and gained immense experience, but given the resources of Ceresa and the dangers of the wilds, there was no alternative.
Using all of the influence she had, Deb was able to recruit two men to be trained for her elite forces. To this end, William the Bard and Balor the Shieldman became her two lieutenants.
William was sent out with a number of deputies from Alguire to give him sufficient experience to become a true asset to the people of Boyne.
William encounters a monstrous spider while exploring the tomb of A’raka
It was William’s travel into the deep West that they made a startling discovery…
Beyond the wastes there was unsettled, fertile land.
As usual, where there’s danger, there is Relias
While returning home, William came across Relias, once again adventuring in the wilds. He was now the most powerful of the sovereigns thanks to his vast experience. Altar, however, remained a good friend to the people of Boyne. He was happy to negotiate a new trade treaty and extend the existing non-aggression pact.
Altar invited William to visit Athica to see how much it had grown.
It was indeed true that Athica was a bigger town than Charlon. But Boyne had Alquire as well.
The day had long been expected and feared. The Wraiths were coming.
The people of Boyne had no history of warfare with anyone. Now they would see if they could rely on their friends.
Kraxis had no interest in going to war with the mighty Wraiths. Gilden was already at war with them. But Relias was willing.
Relias and the Altar would lend their support in the unprovoked war with Resoln – for a price.
With the knowledge that one day, the Wraiths would come for them, the people of Boyne, led by the sages of Alguire, had focused their efforts into ways of making use of the one resource they had in some abundance, crystal.
Riding Pox, Deb took on a dangerous scouting mission deep into Wraith territory. There, she found the city of Hagudst and was dismayed.
It was, by far, the largest city she had ever seen.
When Deb returned, the council had two pieces of good news. First, the academy was training the first “War Mages”. Second, an emissary from the Queen had arrived.
Procipinee’s humility is uplifting
Procipinee was 8 years old when her father, Amarian, king of all men, perished in the battle of the Henge. While the brightest, most gifted channeler of the new age, her rise to power did not prepare her for the changes that the cataclysm brought.
Child of the cataclysm. Procipinee has the beauty of youth despite being over a century old now. Having seen her domain split into various factions, she now seeks to reclaim her father’s realm under the banner of New Pariden.
From the north came Ceresa herself leading a frightful army of bound widows, demons and wraiths.
Ceresa’s small band of villains strikes directly at Charon
Sheriff Tagart and Baco led the defense of the city.
The Wraith army included their dreaded Skirmishers:
Well equipped, Ceresa’s soldiers were quite lethal
Tagart would lose his life. Bacco would survive with a concussion. Charlon was now enslaved.
What was worse when word came from Gilden, there was something called “Magnar” out there.
and then..
Our so-called friend, Karavox, betrayed the people of Boyne. They had sided with the evil Wraith. The Death Magic had consumed Karavox.
Return to Charlon
With Ceresa out fighting the war, Charlon was momentarily vulnerable. Deb did not squander the chance to liberate her home.
vs.
Only the injured Augus stood between Deb and her home. No Skirmishers. And Deb did not come alone. She brought with her two parties of Marshalls, a band of War mages and a group of deputies.
But Altar was failing. Athica was under Wraith control.
Athica would be the first foreign city liberated by the people of Boyne
The known world 200 years after the cataclysm.
While Resoln remained powerful in the north, Kraxis was cut off from their aid by the growing power of Deb’s forces. It was decided that Kraxis would be brought to heel.
The people of Boyne have little tolerance for treachery
Instead, Karavox would become Deb’s vassal.
Karavox would serve out the remainder of his days as a general in Deb’s armies.
On a summer morning, Queen Deb and King Relias met on the fields of Kalinor in the western sweeps. There, he informed her that he was satisfied with Athica being part of Boyne’s kingdom. But his cause was lost. It was time for him and his allies to go into the wilds where they could best serve the war effort.
Altar ceased to exist
What you would later learn is that Relias had sacrificed much of himself to not just keeping Resoln from marching down into the lands of Boyne but in thwarting the designs of Magnar.
But the primary defier of Mangar was Pariden.
Ceresa in battle was a sight to behold.
Ceresa and Deb meet in battle with Deb coming out on top
Even Alguire fell
The tenacity of the people of Boyne enraged the mighty Ceresa who had already had a hand in destroying Pariden and Altar
Eventually, Magnar would enter the fray.
And then Yithril as well
Deb takes on giant form in another battle with Ceresa, this time Ceresa gains the upper hand
250 seasons from the beginning of Deb’s reign, the world is dominated by Yithril and Magnar. Pariden and Altar have been destroyed by them. The Wraiths, led by Ceresa, remain the most formidable local threat.
The known world at this stage (large map)
Fortunately, the Empires, true to their nature, squabble amongst themselves. Any one of them has the power to destroy the people of Boyne at this stage. However, they war amongst themselves keeping them from focusing their full might on the last viable kingdom of men.
| Faction | Settlements | Net Revenue/season |
| Boyne | 4 | 17 |
| Gilden | 2 | 10 |
| Magnar | 11 | 23 |
| Yithril | 5 | 26 |
| Resoln | 5 | 50 |
In the darkness of night, the council of Charlon met.
The Kingdom of Boyne was the only realm of men remaining in the world. The violent Trogs from the Empire of Yithril controlled much of the world. The Empire of Magnar and the Wraith Queen fought amongst themselves.
And all of them sought the destruction of mankind.
Boyne was poor in metal. It had none. It had some crystal and a lot of horses and wargs to call upon. It was time to make effective use of its resources and take from the Empires the resources it would need to eventually confront the Trogs.
The strategists at Charlon devised a new, type of trained warrior: The Charlon Knight
Charlon knights would be equipped with the crystal-based banishing mace. They’d ride the proud steeds of Boyne and be equipped with the crafted armor from Alguire.
The first squad of Charlon Knights
They would be led by Deb and her new servant, Karavox
The first town to be liberated would be the former Kraxis capital.
Ceresa met them in person.
Deb’s magic had become powerful over the years
Meanwhile, scouts had located Warlord Verga, the greatest warrior of the age.
His soldiers were the opposite of those of Boyne. They were clad in chain mail. Chain mail is extremely effective against cutting weapons (like swords) but does much less for blunt weapons (like hammers).
The first encounter would be an ambush. The fast moving Warg archers from Charon caught a small force of Trogs in the woodlands.
It was a massacre.
No one from Charlon returned. Verga single handedly slew them all.
The problem was that without metal, Boyne had relied on arcane weaponry. This strategy worked well when dealing with the lightly armored Wraiths. But now they were coming up against well equipped soldiers with real armor and very strong weapons.
What was needed was defense. Arcane Armor was the only viable choice. The Sages of Alguire estimated that it would take approximately 5 years to recover the lost art of Arcane Armor. Could they survive in the meantime?
During this time, a number of battles were fought with terrible losses for Boyne.
In the end it was not the people of Boyne who brought the Wraith Queen down. It was Magnar, lord of doom and destruction, Emperor of the Quendar who crushed the Wraith.
The Wraiths flight back into the wilds created an opportunity for the people of Boyne. The lands once occupied by the Wraith were now open to expansion and relatively protected from direct assault from the Trogs or Quendar.
However, this meant that the Quendar led by their Emperor, could focus their vast armies exclusively on Boyne. Swallowing her pride, Deb knew she needed to make peace with the Quendar, no matter the cost.
Magnar, having finished off the Wraiths, was willing to grant Deb a reprieve
Lest you think the Boyne weren’t desperate, the first wave of Quendar had just arrived
The Kingdom of Boyne at the end of the first Quendar war
(note, we are modifying the arcane armor to not require metal, but for now, I will need to find some source of metal)
For now we will have to trade with the sexy sexy Gilden…
The trace pact with Gilden opened the way to train the most powerful, most elite unit ever seen in this world. Christened “Knight of the Magi”, his burning battle axe, Arcane Armor, and dedicated training ensured that in battle, he would face no equal.
A group of 4 of them rivaled a small army
And they came none too soon for the Quendar attacked the moment Deb’s treaty of tribute expired.
It would be later said that this was the most important battle in the Quendar/Boyne wars:
Vastly outnumbered, the Boyne had to hope that their Magi were up to the challenge.
Baaco had not gotten a lot of experience but had really stepped up after the death of the Sheriff many years prior. Now, growing old, he would see his day of heroism and honor arrive with the victory at Alguire Valley.
South of Alguire, the Magnar had taken an old Gilderian mine.
At last, Boyne would have access to metal.
The Magi were successful at keeping Magnar at bay. But Yithril and their Trog hordes were simply beyond reckoning. Hope was failing. Murmurs of surrender began to circulate. The wounded and the maimed told tales of the might of the Trog. They were, it seemed, unstoppable.
The Magi had bought time, but not victory.
Long ago, the Ereog, the greatest of the ancient magicians, constructed the Forge of the Overlord. Upon doing so, he gained a mastery over all of creation – for a time. In doing so, he attracted the attention of the powers of the universe itself which led to the arrival of the Titans.
With the hope of victory fading, the council of Charlon had considered the possibility of reconstructing the Forge of the Overlord. Deb’s mastery over the shards was nearly complete. She was, it was believed, powerful enough to cast the spell of making on the Forge of the Overlord.
The question now was, could the Magi hold the combined forces of the Quendar and the Trogs at bay long enough to construct the 3 towers and the forge?
Decades of war had done much harm to Bacco.
Bacco met with Deb. His usefulness in fighting was past. They discussed which city should be the home of the Forge.
In honor of Relias, and because Athica remained the greatest city in the Boyne Kingdom, it would be constructed there. Athica, also had Gilden at its flank, a friend.
The problem: Time.
It is never a good idea to ignore an Ironeer. Especially if they have Iron Golems
If you read the book Elemental: Destiny's Embers you know how powerful just one iron golem was. Supplemented by the last of the Magi Knights, the Ironeers had taken the offensive.
Meanwhile, the Trogs had been saving up their secret weapon: Juggernauts.
Juggernauts vs. Guardian statues with Deb backing them up
Alguire was defended but at great cost. Only Karavox remained unscathed.
Yithril, however, had a second army waiting to attack Charon itself.
Charon was well defended. But its weaponry was simply out classed.
The situation was becoming desperate.
Nearly a century had passed since the founding of the Kingdom of Boyne. It had grown from a single village to, at its height, five prosperous cities. Now, it was being crushed by impossibly strong Trogs of Yithril.
Charon was occupied by Juggernauts, its lands sickening and dying. Beyond the crumbling borders, endless streams of enemies were closing in.
“Enough,” Deb said. “I shall destroy them.”
The Boyne were poor in metal but rich in mana.
“If it is destruction they crave, it is destruction they shall have.”
She gathered her greatest warriors.
“First, we shall liberate Charon,” she proclaimed.
Deb gathered the greatest and most powerful force Boyne had assembled
The last of the Magi Knights, now level 7.
Balor had become a devastating warrior
And they were backed by the Silver Mages
The fate of the Boyne rested on this battle
The last of the Magi would fall in this battle. But Charon was freed.
The Boyne had no metal. Only through trade with Gilden had they acquired enough metal to train the Magi and now they were gone. The tower of the sword required metal.
What the Boyne did have in abundance was mana and crystal.
“I shall give them ruin from the ground,” Deb hissed. “I shall bring down the fires of heaven upon them.”
And she rode alone, deep into the darkness. Deep into the uknown lands in the north where the Trogs seemed to come endlessly. Dodging enemies she made it to Blackstead, which was, even then, training Juggernauts:
Blackstead, in the heart of the Trog Empire
Opening her spell book she found what she was looking for…
I shall bring them hell on earth
And they did
The destruction of Blackstead was an emotional victory. But in the year 239AC (about a century since the founding of Charlon), the Empires dominated the land.
The only hope for the people of Boyne was the Forge of the Overlord.
This single Foundry, taken from Magnar, was the only source of metal for Boyne
Athica continued its effort to construct the Forge of the Overlord while Yithril slowly conquered the outlying provinces of Boyne.
Relations with the Ironeers remained very good. But they were a non-factor in the world at this stage. They only existed because Boyne shielded them.
The only other allies available were…less savory. But perhaps it was time to approach them.
Listrid and the Queen meet
One summer evening, while touring Athica to see the progress on the Tower of the Padars, the situation was put plainly.
“My Queen,” Listrid began. “You recruited me after the fall of the Tarth in a land you have never seen. I can tell you, the Trogs are relentless. You have asked me on the progress of the Forge of the Overlord. For 10 years we have worked on completing the necessary prerequisites. But know this, they consume metal and crystal that could be used by our armies to fight the Trogs.”
Deb listened intently. “You speak truth, Listrid. But as you say, the Trogs are relentless. Even now, they threaten the eastern borders of Higgins, which was once deep within Kraxis. I see no victory through arms. I see only salvation through Ereog’s lost work. Only the Forge will save us.”
“I pray you are correct, my queen. But I fear time is not on our side,” she concluded.
“Then make all haste, Listrid.”
To that end, Queen Deb sent her most trusted champions to Athica to reduce the growing unrest due to the need to raise taxes to pay for the war effort.
The tower of the Witch had been raised. The tower of the Sword have been built. And the tower of the Padars had been constructed.
Now, Deb would cast the “Set in Stone” enchantment to sacrifice research for more production. In a little over two years, the forge would be built.
Time was running out
The Trogs captured Alquire. They were less than two days ride from Athica.
The Juggernauts were now arriving in force.
Deb found herself alone. The Magi were gone. Her champions too injured (or trying to aid in the construction of the tower).
Deb used as many spells as she could.
Tremor…Falling Star…
Deb had to be careful, she knew casting the Spell of Making on the Forge of the Overlord would tap her mana reserves. She just needed a little more time.
Goodbye sexy Gilden
In the Fall of 243AC, the Forge of the Overlord was constructed. Now, all that was needed was the necessary 500 mana. Deb had consumed a great deal of it. It would take her over a year to reserve so much arcane power.
Every day was pain.
Every day was a desperate battle to hold on for tomorrow.
With the resources no longer being used on the towers, Athica was able to turn its amazing construction abilities towards training a new type of unit: Lord of the Magi.
Athica was surrounded.
The spell was ready, but it would take time to cast
Deb began the incantations. A whirlpool of light and energy began to surround her and emanated out of Athica to be seen by all…including the enemies of Boyne.
Could they hold out?
Again and again, the forces of Magnar and Yithril attacked Athica. Each time, there were casualties. But they held.
The Fallen became increasingly desperate. Only a year left. The defenders were becoming weaker and weaker but then so too were the attackers.
With Deb incapacitated (casting the spell) it came down to fewer and fewer defenders
Out in the fog of war, one could hear but not see the spells being cast. Spells of horror and evil.
With only 2 seasons left, Magnar himself attacked Athica
Magnar’s forces had dwindled but he had not.
Opposing him were the old standby’s. Bacco the Beggar. Karavox. Even William the Bard was there. Here they would make their stand.
So powerful was Magnar that he brought low all who opposed him. All save Karavox. In the end, it was the traitor Karavox who would save the people of Boyne.
Before the dust began to clear, there was a sound emanating from the city. It sounded like music and yet it came from no living thing. It was the sound of the world itself. The Spell of Making had been cast.
THE END
It took approximately 13 real world hours to play through this one randomly generated map. Each game is different. One never knows what one might encounter.
In this world, the Wildlands were far into the distance and never were a factor for the Boyne. The Master Quest was never an option, so firmly in the land of Yithril did it lie. And, after all, only a fool would travel deep into the heart of enemy territory on quest that had little hope for victory…(cough).
On behalf of the Stardock team, thanks for reading this game play example. Those who have read others know how different they can be. This is the first time I’ve ever won through this means. It was not, when I set out, the means to which I expected to win (I had anticipated winning through conquest). But that is what makes this game special, one never knows what will happen from game to game.
Ones strategy must adapt based on the conditions on the ground. The lack of metal meant I had to choose a different direction. If I had, for instance, had access to more prestigious locations, I could have used it to get the varying opponents to fight amongst themselves.
One thing I also didn’t show was all the starting options. I could have made the world thick and dangerous with monsters or had hardly any of them. There’s a lot of different settings that ensure that each game is a different experience – and that’s before we even start talking about mods. ![]()
Fallen Enchantress is a turn-based strategy game set in the fantasy world called Elemental. In it, you are one of the few beings capable of channeling magic from the various shards of power that are scattered across the world. As such, the people look to you for leadership to spread your civilization across the land.
Through the course of the game, you will research new technologies, learn new magical spells, raise armies, negotiate treaties, fight wars and go on quests as your people struggle for domination of the world.
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To set the stage for the main game, Fallen Enchantress includes a campaign that explains how the world got into such dire straights. Without getting too specific, the world was broken approximately a century ago when the men of the west combined forces under a single sovereign named Amarian. They marched west to confront the Titan Emperor, Curgen.
Over the previous centuries, the immortal Titans had twisted the inhabitants of of the world into various new species, collectively called “The Fallen”. These included the Quendar, who were the scholars and elite warriors of the Titans, the Trogs, who were bred purely for war and the Urxen, who served as workers for the Empire.
Curgen, in an attempt to crush his enemies, attempted to open a rift that would bring in reinforcements from the world in which the Titans hailed from. When his plan failed, a massive cataclysm occurred that laid waste to the world. Nearly everyone died.
For approximately a century, the various mortal races struggled to survive. During this time, far older beings began to lay claim to the world. These Elemental Lords and their allies began to dominate the land.
Eventually, your character was born with the gift to channel magic from the scattered elemental shards that remained after the destruction of the Titans. Your objective is to bring order back to the world.
The campaign, tells the story of one of these “channelers”. Relias, who, at the time, was an agent of Queen Procipinee, the most gifted Channeler of the new age. He has been sent to the East to seek out the Oracle who will tell Procipinee how to prevent the rise of the Empire of Sorcery, a great evil that has been prophesized since before the cataclysm.
Legend tells that once the world was filled with magic. But when the Titans came, they brought with them the Shards of the Telenanth to absorb this magic. What the Titans didn’t expect was that upon absorbing their fill of magic, they would become rooted to the ground they had been placed.
The Titans could not use these shards. They simply deprived the mortals of the world the ability to use magic. However, in time, beings began to be born who could channel magic from the shards. While few in number, they were destined to become mighty sovereigns with their own realms.
You are one of these rare individuals with the ability to channel magic and lend your power to your chosen champions to use to fulfill your objectives.
At the start of the game, you can either choose a pre-made sovereign or create your own.
Once you decide who you are, you then choose where you are and who your opponents are.
You can play against your previous creations as well as set each player’s intelligence individually
At the start, it is you. There is only you.
You will gain followers, soon enough
The land is still shattered. While it is far better than it was a century ago, most of the land is still unfit for living. It will take centuries for the lands to make a full recovery.
That is not to say the world is desolate. Other creatures find the current environment outstanding. The Kingdoms prefer the green grasses that were once the dominant form of plant life in the world. The Empires tend to prefer the alien grasses and plants that the Titans brought with them (they are violet in color). The monsters prefer the barren landscapes in-between.
When you start, you will see that the land is rated for you based on the 3 core environmental resources:
All three are vitally important and there are endless debates on which one matters the most. Food means larger populations which means more money and more research. Materials leads to being able to build more things faster. Essence means the ability to cast more enchantments on the city and certain city improvements gain significant bonuses, it is the true wild card.
Your sovereign founds the first city. After that, only pioneers can construct new ones.
From your cities come your pioneers (who build outposts and new cities), scouts (for exploring the world), and soldiers (to conquer the world).
To aid, gifted champions can be found and recruited. They often have knowledge of magic and by aligning with you, gain access to the magic that you channel.
In addition, as your cities attract people from the wilds, your ability to recover the technologies of old increases.
Pioneers can also build outposts anywhere on the map. Outposts aren’t cities but allow players to extend their zone of control and make use of any resources in those area. They also contain a limited number of upgrades that increases their potency as time passes.
In time, your humble city will grow to be a prosperous capital
Your citizens will work tirelessly for you
Being a sovereign is a tough job, you have to manage your taxes, deal with unrest, choose what new city improvements to construct all while dodging dragons, demons and other horrors from the wilds
As sovereign, there is much happening within your realm. So-called adventurers will occasionally stir up some ancient evil. However, you and your champions can partake of your own adventurers.
Whether it be a humble Inn or an ancient dungeon, the world offers many opportunities to find unique and and powerful loot.
As you find more loot, you will able to equip yourself to be increasingly powerful
Better weapons and armor
Better modes of transportation
You and your champions can be individually customized with the gear you acquire during your lifetime. As you gain experience, you will be granted new levels of abilities to choose from.
Even when you think you’ve got a handle on the world, you may discover that there’s a lot more there to it (depending on map size)
You are one of the very few who can channel magic from the elemental shards. But you are not the only one. Across the world, a handful of others have also made use of this ability to establish realms of their own.
Three sovereigns together at the early stages of their realms.
Technology, resources, treaties and more can be negotiated with other factions
It can be very challenging to build a network of alliances to defend your interests as well as keep more powerful neighbors at arm’s length
During the age of the Fallen Enchantress, magic is understood under one of the 5 elemental forces: Earth, Air, Fire, Water, Life, Death.
Earth protects. Air enlightens. Fire damages. Water grows. Life creates. Death destroys.
As you and your champions gain levels, your knowledge of spells will improve.
One of the paths to victory is re-construct the ancient Forge of the Overlord and then cast the Spell of Mastery upon it. Along that path, you may gain the knowledge to summon demons, raise volcanoes, smite enemies with tidal waves, or simply use it to heal the broken world.
Powerful spells can help turn the tide against foes that have greater mundane capability.
With enough mana and magical knowledge, great feats of sorcery are possible
A city was once here
Perhaps you will be successful in avoiding war. However, should it become necessary, you are not without options.
Your opponents will attempt to flank your strong points to take your cities. Be careful.
Be careful about being flanked by the AI
Negotiate peace treaties
Trade knowledge, resources, and even alliances
This quest will gain you a mystical shield
A strategy game that also contains quest locations
What resources you have may heavily influence what weapons and armor your units make use of
Is your enemy heavily reliant on cutting based weapons? Then equip your units with armor that is particularly protective against cutting weapons. What about enemies that are heavily protected against fire magic? Design units that use ice magic instead. The game includes many built in units but you can design your own. Best of all, the computer players will make use of your unit designs in future games.
Each game is a new experience. Worlds can be randomly generated. Your opponents can be randomized. You never know what quests or items you may come across. Each game is a new beginning. Moreover, as you play, the game changes. The sovereigns you create, the units you design, the factions you make all may return in future games as opponents.
And remember: This is a Stardock game. Nobody supports their games like Stardock does. That means updates and improvements and enhancements long after release.